Rick Mercer Report by Rick Mercer

Author:Rick Mercer
Language: eng
Format: mobi, epub
ISBN: 9780307372116
Publisher: Doubleday Canada
Published: 2007-03-16T04:00:00+00:00

Conservatives: $10.9 million

Liberals: $5.2 million

New Democrats: $5.19 million

Bloc Québécois: $897, 000

Our records indicate that you were once an active supporter of the Liberal party but no longer send cheques or answer the phone when we call. Your request for a lawn sign in the event of the coming election seems to have been lost in the mail.

As you are no doubt aware, a cabinet minister was in your area recently and dropped by your residence to speak with you directly about this situation. Unfortunately you were otherwise engaged at the time, choosing instead to lie on the floor with your family with the lights off. I understand the importance of family time and suggest you call us and tell us when an appropriate time for such a visit would be.

Many of you have voiced concern about corruption inside the Liberal party, and have specifically mentioned being turned off by the notion of so-called envelopes of cash being passed around sleazy Montreal diners.

As your leader, I understand that if mysterious envelopes of cash are being passed around, you—the rank and file, the former supporters, the backbone of the party—would feel angry and left out at not receiving one.

That said, let me tell you about our new donor program: the Laurier Club Clearinghouse Sweepstakes!

From now on, when you donate $1,000 to the Liberal party, you too will receive a fat envelope that may or may not contain one or more of the following.

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